What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 07:25

Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
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Dr No
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love